Miners

A miner.

Miners will mine minerals and isotopes for you.

If you buy a second miner on the Hire Center, there will be two miners in every mineshaft your drill exposes, and so on, until a maximum of 10 miners per mineshaft. After this, you can buy upgrades for them, also in the Hire Center. See Hire Center for prices.

At 40Km the miners have a chance to find Treasure chests.

Miners with a red star by them are names of Players who have made a 650 or 1400 tickets purchase.

TRIVIA[]

If you move your mouse cursor under a miner, you will see his name.

If you click a miner he will say something. These sayings will depend on many conditions, with some being rarer than the others.

Sometimes miners will speak even without clicking on them, and certain lines will prompt response from one or more other miners.

This is the list of what they can say: <to do>

Unknown Conditions[]

Yes I am half a kilometer tall, what about it?
Yes, it's coal, again...
We're all brothers. We're decamillilets. You should have seen our mom.
They say we are in the cloud now. I don't get it
Why aren't there more women in the mines? My mom said I need to meet someone.
Are you keeping 6 feet?
Didn't I see you yesterday?
I've got diamond hands.
I'm anti-metal detector and pro-scroll wheel.
DIGGY DIGGY, HOLE IM DIGGING A HOLE
Stand in the other direction? Tried it once, weirded me out.
The bathroom? Up three levels and just past Jimmy Hoffa.
Do you think we'll ever get last names?
I feel like most of the time no one up there is even paying attention.
I got a diamond what did you get?
If we all scoot an inch over maybe we'll find something good.
These are the corridors of madness.
What is that giant white arrow and why is it hitting us?
A whole floor of miners has gone missing. Bob was written on the wall in blood. Backwards.
bro at depth 308 i had bobs nametag AND there was a skull on the side. somebody could have pushed him off. (Jim)
I always wanted to be a dancer, not a dirty dancer.
When will I get promoted to lower level??
I'm spending my pay check on my medical bills this month.
Lonnie got promoted? He's really moving down in the world!
Fruit flies last longer than scientists around here.
I'm telling the truth, I once found a never ending treasure chest!
Doctor said I'm in remission. Now I just need to pay off the bills by working a few years.
Will someone tell Phil to stop saying 'ding' every time he finds an isotope?
This is the craziest place I've been....probably because it's the only place I've been.
What do you mean 'what am I doing tomorrow'!?
I love rocks
How do you figure the scientists end up in those chests?
I'm telling ya, if you bring up multiple mines again you'll end up like Tucker.
Are we digging north to south or west to east?
It's always crunch time here.
I heard that some people pay $50 to be put in the mines
Don't even think about stealing that or you will end up like Tucker.
I'm telling you, those scientists are suicidal.
You know, I actually saw the sun once.
I just like saying polonium...polonium....p-o-l-o-n-i-u-m.
I'm just saying if we unionized we could at least get a fourth light in here.
Why was I placed on the ugly level
Are we any more free than the bones trapped down here?
I feel like I'm not getting anywhere..
When do I get a break?
Yup, that tastes like gold
Are you standing closer to me today? I feel like you're standing closer.
They say Liam has never moved from day one.
Did you hear? Miner 306km #5 got attacked again last week, awful luck Miner 306km #5.
I miss my wife
I'm spending my paycheck on Bitcoin this month.
you get a paycheck! (Jim)
I wanna mine bitcoin not rocks
Are we there yet?
Here I am just mining my own business.
Do you think anyone is listening to our pain?
Strange things are happening in this mine.
I wish I could get a drink but the bar doesn't serve miners.
I'm living my best life. I love the smell of sweat and dirt under dim lighting.
Just digging my little hole looking for something shiny
Bill keeps flinging dirt at me, how do I get in contact with HR?
How have I not dug through the ground yet?
Before offline progression we could at least sneak off once in a while.
Yeah that black lung is no joke
Unless you find a chest they won't even look at ya.
It's been 2 months and the company still has not realised I pushed Bob over the side
What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine, it's just all mine.
A game about mining? That'd never work.
We need to dig up some dirt on Mr.Mine
I don't get paid enough for this
No I don't think we all look the same.
I'm not sure what everyone is complaining about, I love it here.
Take one guess what's in those endless miner speed potions.
You all might want to wait if you plan to light a match
$1Bil here $2Tril there, pretty soon you're talking real money!
Mike took credit for the chest I found and he got promoted. I hate that guy.
It's all in the hips.
The manager really think's he's a hot shot. Can't stand him.
Mine Boys! Deeper! Faster! Harder!
Today I'm feeling a number 3 pick axe with walnut stock.
She called me a gold digger and left.
The new uniforms are nice.
If you call me 'Dopey', 'Sleepy', or 'Grumpy' again I'll end you.
The hats make me light headed
I haven't seen my family for years
The only way Mr.Mine runs on Steam is with coal.
I have a name you know!
I'm having an existential crisis.
There are no ladders or elevators, what does that tell you about time off?
I'm getting swole.
Hey I'm new here, you guys doing anything fun after work?

Miners #10[]

Can't fall off the edge... can't fall off the edge..
When you need to pee just go over the edge.

Capacity Full[]

Oh thank god finally a break, it's been days since I got one
Finally

Treasure Chest on level[]

How is he levitating and spinning that chest!? Am I the only one seeing this!?
Why do we have to change outfits for chests?

0Km[]

Just sitting in a lawn chair all day like he owns the place. Ain't right.

Within 1 km of Monster[]

I didn't sign up to be monster bait
If you don't survive can I have your socks?
If we all fight together maybe we can take that monster down

Within 1 km of the Underground City[]

Anyone want to make a run for the city?
The underground city is alright as far as lost underground civilizations go

Within 1 km of The Core[]

Eventually won't we technically be mining upward?
The hottub at 500 km is a bit intense
I dare you to jump in there, how hot could it be?
I hope they don't sacrifice us to The Core
Does it feel like we are going up to anyone else?
I think we've reached rock bottom

50km[]

Level 50 is the worst! Those eyes just blinking at you all day, gave me the creeps.
what do you think he is doing in that hole?
I want to explore the crack
How does a golem know how to make an advanced nuclear engine!?
yo carl? is that you Carl? I heard you went in this crack? you good? still alive? hello....... yeah he dead

225km[]

I swear to god that broken robot is dancing.

999km[]

If we mined through the planet, shouldn't we be upside down?
Watch out for the septic tank

Moon[]

They can build an interstellar drill but they can't give us wifi
They said it was a space cruise, they said it was relaxing..

W2 - 57Km (Jeb)[]

Why are you all upside down?
Mining this way is way easier on the wrists

Automatic Conversations (incomplete)[]

Miner 1: I got a diamond what did you get?

Miner 2: I got a rock

Miner 1: I don't get paid enough for this

Miner 2: Wait, you get paid?

Miner 1: Why was I placed on the ugly level

Miner 2: -_-

Miner 1: Don't even think about stealing that or you will end up like Tucker.

Miner 2: Tucker? What Tucker?

Miner 3: Exactly..

List of miner names[]

A * indicates a red-starred miner

Earth[]


	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10
0 km	Liam	Noah	Oliver	William	Elijah	James	Benjamin	Lucas	Mason	Ethan
1 km	Alexander	Henry	Jacob	Michael	Daniel	Logan	Jackson	Sebastian	Jack	Aiden
2 km	Owen	Samuel	Matthew	Joseph	Levi	Mateo	David	John	Wyatt	Carter
3km	Julian	Luke	Grayson	Isaac	Jayden	Theodore	Gabriel	Anthony	Dylan	Leo
553km	swipe
555km	undertaker
558km	zyyber
200 km	Stone	Rome	Toasty*	Unkind*	Snoodles*	Mattiiii*	Kure*	qaccy*	daNohoLiC*	Ace*
w2 37km	deskwolf